I want one of those marriages where they’ve been married 20 years but are still crazy in love and still cuddle on the couch and kiss a lot. I want those kind of marriages that make my kids nauseous because how in love their parents are.
parents: i want the truth
me: *tells truth*
parents: nope youre lying wrong answer
Technically speaking there is a lot of food in this house. However, none of it is sweet and none of it is microwaveable. Therefore, there is no food in this house.
im always either sleep deprived, sex deprived, food deprived or all of the above